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Sparkly-vampire-guys
"Sparkly-vampire-guys" (a "Fireflies" by: Owl City parody)
I wouldn't have believed my eyes
If a vampire with sparkly thighs
Watched me at night as I fell asleep
And now they fill the open air
And create twitards everywhere
You'd think me crazy, and
Probably just stand and stare.
I'd like to make myself believe
That sparkly vampire fads fade quickly...
It's hard to say that I think I
Have to stay awake when I should sleep,
Cause sometimes I'm afraid sparkly stalkers might watch me...
Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand man-hookers and thugs
As they tried to teach me how to use a lance.
A net above my window,
A ta
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He Is Not An Edward.
He is not an Edward.
He doesn't stare at me every minute he is with me.
Or smell my hair and watch me sleep.
Won't follow me, like a lost puppy,
Sometimes, he'll even walk away.
He doesn't love me for my faults,
It's in spite of them.
He'll notice pretty girls, even think of
past lovers
When he laughs at me, it's because I'm silly,
Not cute
Or Perfect.
The thought of me getting hurt does not bring tears to his eyes.
He would not die if I died,
He is not an Edward.
And I am not a Bella.
We are real.
Our love is real.
And that,
Is more important, and genuine
Than idealistic, impossible fantasies.
Screw Edward.
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Real Vampires Vs. Twlight
Real: Fangs ripping open the neck of a whore, sucking out her blood until she's a shriveled up corpse.
Twilight: Teeth used to munch gently on a bunny rabbit.
Real: Skin burning painfully in the rays of the sun until the entire body is consumed in fire.
Twilight: Skin sparkling.
Real: A forbidden love that can never be, creating eternal suffering.
Twilight: A teenage lust of a couple months.
Real: A creature constantly having to outsmart the newer generations of vampire slayers and their cursed wooden states of death.
Twilight: An all powerful godmoding creature that can never ever be killed, unless by another vampire, but even then wi
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